My life as a Bladder Messenger

So, all my friends know that I, Lacy Baldwin, tend to go through many jobs...not that i get fired, but i just all of a sudden don't like working there and other childish excuses :-) so...i do not work at the mall anymore. I actually work in a doctor's office! It pays way more than retail and it gives me good exposure to the medical arena. So, the doctor that i work for is actually a urologist (a bladder doctor). So, what do i do all day? I take messages for people who have bladder infections and who are peeing out blood...yuck! So, even though it's not the most glamorous job, i do actually enjoy it way.........more than folding shirts.